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Adria - 47 - Teacher - Delaware - Adria is a special education teacher from Delaware and a cancer survivor. She is a mother of 3 children. Her older is 26 and has taken up Adria's passion, her youngest (and only son) is 21 and works at a high paying law firm.

Adria on being a cancer survivor - "Its something people don't normally recover from but I was different. I'm a fighter, I don't let my kids. . .my students, get themselves down and I didn't want to either. . . . . .I think being a cancer survivor will help me in the game because it will allow me to be endure some of the struggles players of Survivor go through."

Adria on strategy - "My strategy going into this is being the strong mother figure. I want these younger people and even the older ones to look at me like their mother. I know it won't get me that far but it will give me a few days to work something else out."

Aubree - 23 - Fashion Designer - Tennessee - Aubree says she has had a love for fashion since she could remember. She was the costume designer in her high school plays and even began sewing her own clothes during school. She says she is sweet but very naïve.

Aubree on her career choice - "I can remember being young and working in the back of my family's barn making clothes for the animals. I would make them out of sacks, clothes of my family members. . .never mine!. . . .And I would just put them on the animals that let me and have my own fashion show. . . .my dad hated it!"

Aubree on strategy - "I don't know how I'm going to play yet. I don't really want to lie and be deceitful because karma is a boomerang and it will come back at you but at the same time I know I'm going to have to at some point. . . .I just hope I can find people I can trust and be loyal too that return the favor."

Cooper - 28 - Musician - Okalahoma - Cooper is an aspiring musician from Okalahoma. His main job is being a magician which he find hysterically fun. Cooper says he has that small town boy vibe but is a snake in waiting.

Cooper on his career - "I'm not sure where I want to really go with my career. I know I'm good, I know I can write, sing, and play music to a degree of a star but I'm not good at marketing myself. I'm from a small town and its just not something I'm accustomed too."

Cooper on strategy - "I'm going to try to make as many alliances as possible but only have a solid one or two. Once I have them in my pocket I'll let them carry out the dirty work so come end game I don't have any blood on my hands."

Elizabeth - 22 - Model - New York - Elizabeth claims to be a successful print model from New York. With over a 3 dozen nationwide commercials for Dunkin Donuts, Axe, and Ezyte under her wing, Elizabeth fears of being recognized causing her game to end early.

Elizabeth on the model stereotype - "Models are viewed as being pretty, being glamorous, and being bitchy. . .and with me that's all true. I can be a complete bitch when I need to be, I know I'm pretty because I'm a model and I'm leading a glamorous life little fat girls dream of."

Elizabeth on strategy - "I want all the stronger guys out early. There is no point in really keeping them around especially when they're going to dominate later on. It may not be in my or my tribes favor at first but come merge I could dominate."

Evan-James "EJ" - 26 - Personal Trainer - LA - Evan-James are as friends commonly refer to him, EJ, is a personal trainer from Los Angeles. EJ admits that the need to be famous never appealed to him and he's taking on the Survivor challenge as a dare. EJ says he's "sorta single"

EJ on dating - "I don't think people at my age should be tied down yet. . . Back in the day when people won't live longer the age to get married was right because you didn't have much left to live but now people are living to 100 and I think because of that you should be marrying at an older age."

EJ on strategy - "Men dominate Survivor because they have the. . ..ability for it. They have more of a instinct to survive then women and it puts women out of their element. I have strength, agility, and smartness and that is like a. . . .deadly. . .. 3-some of threats."

Jonni - 27 - Actress - California - Jonni describes herself as the second coming of Jerri. She says she's opinionated and bossy. Smart yet classy. Competitive yet reserved. Jonni says she's been watching Survivor since its debuted and has the perfect game strategy all planned out.

Jonni on Jerri - "Jerri got royally screwed during her season. I think because it was such a new type of game people didn't take a shine to her or respect what she did but she is essentially the person that has paved the road for people to PLAY Survivor. . .to outwit and outplay! I love Jerri!"

Jonni on strategy - "My strategy is to have my tribe focus on the "weak links". I think the weaker somebody is the more focus and pressure is on them. As we start picking them off I need to align myself with the dominate majority and then just dominate while planting seeds of mistrust."

Joseph "Uncle Joey" - 44 - Used Car Sales - New Jersey - Joseph or Joey as he likes to be called claims he can bed any woman he wants within 5 minutes. He has dated up to 7 women at the same time and believes he can manipulate the women to do as he wants.

Joey on women - "Women they like cars. You take them for a ride. . .hold onto them and then trade them in for something better. I never seen a women I couldn't bang or has said no. Pop them out of their dresses, take a look at the good and then tell them to take a ride with Joey or go home. .. No fat chicks!"

Joey on strategy - "I'm going to wheel and deal. .. BANG I have a strategy with the young guy with the small dick. . .POW now the chick with the fake tits. . . WHAM now the fat black chick. Just wheel and deal and keep those pansies turning. . . What's Uncle Joey going to do!"

May - 25 - Language Specialist - Ohio - May describes herself as being social awkward and shy during the first few days of meeting her but promises she eventually blooms into a tiger lily. May is the only person in her family that speaks fluent English.

May on her career - "I meet a lot of. .. ..people. . . From my culture where I try to teach them the English language. My family (laughs). . . My family is too strict. . . . .to stern and stubborn to abandon their language and pick up a new one. They know enough to get by but I still get those calls asking for my help."

May on strategy - "I want somebody to approach me for alliances. (laughs) I'm not good at coming to other people right away. . . .I have to make myself appear strong (giggles) I'm not a strong person so I have to appear that way."

Parker - 22 - Athlete/Aspiring Actor - Parker says he's always received what he wanted in life from his good looks. He claims people are so amazed by his appearance that it makes it easier to control people an aspect that he believes will win him the game.

Parker on his looks - "I've always thought my looks were my best asset. I've used them to get what I want and they never failed. My family is all good looking and when you are good looking people seem to respect you more. I have a fabulous body too. My abs are like rocks. . . Awesome!"

Parker on strategy - "I'm going to play this game like a play day to day life. Flirt, tease, and taunt myself around camp. If we have a queer he'd love me and want me. Women will want me and they will all want to keep me around, I'll tell them what they want to hear then betray them."

Tye - 23 - Model - Utah - Tye is a 23 year old gay model and actor. Tye says he knew he was gay when he was very young and tried denying it till he couldn't anymore. Tye has a boyfriend who he hopes to marry hopes him being on Survivor bring awareness and a movement to gay marriage.

Tye on coming out - "My family wasn't really thrilled I'd say. My mother cried. . .my dad left the house and my brother began taking showers when I wasn't home. After I moved out they began to come around. My mom stopped crying, my dad jokes with me more and my brother has two different girls pregnant and doesn't want to come to my house alone. . .I guess he hasn't changed much"

Tye on strategy - "My strategy for Survivor is to avoid Tribal. . (laughs) No I want a solid alliance. I need people I know I can rely on. All the shady people need to leave early on. My strategy isn't about what's going to keep the tribe physically strong but more what's going to keep this tribe together."

Alonso - 38 - Limo Driver - Florida - Alonso is originally from New York but moved to Florida when the limo driving industry became hard to compete. Alonso has 8 children with 3 different wives. Alonso says he's never been married and doesn't think on settling down.

Alonso on fatherhood - "Here I am 18 and finding out I was a father. . Its like s*($ I cant' wreck no more p#&$^ but then my dad said Lonnie. . .leave the bitch. I said hey bitch bye and I f#&($R her best friend that night. . I take care of my kids granted. . .love them but I ain't hitched."

Alonso on strategy - "I'm playing the Coach card. It looked like it was doing him favors and the tribe was listening. I want to be that kind of leader. I want people to do as I say, bow down to me like a god because its going to be me deciding who stays and goes."

.Y. - 28 - Computer Tech. - Michigan - D.Y. claims despite his nerdy career he is popular around women. He claims to be very physical and outgoing. D.Y. wants to prove to his family he has what it take to play Survivor.

D.Y. on family - "I come from a large family, I have 6 brother and 3 sisters. My family was always about the bigger the family, the happier you are. I'm the only one who's not married or even dating, they look at me with disdain sometimes and don't understand but at the end of the day they respect me for being myself."

D.Y. on strategy - "Survivor is like a game of chess. You have to be able to move your pieces across the board without getting that checkmate so you must make sure all your pawns are doing what they should be. If you here checkmate from your competition, there is nothing your pawns can do to save you."

J'amie - 24 - Beauty Queen - Louisiana - J'amie views herself as a southern belle and a girl that should be taken care of. J'amie admits to never having to work a day in her life but believes she's ready for Survivor thanks to the pageant circuit.

J'amie on pageants - "The pageants are cut throat. You have girls trying to do anything in their power to make you lose. Its vicious you just have to play nice and get on everyone's good side and that is something I'm good at.

J'amie on strategy - "I'm going to go in there like the damsel in distress and wait for my knight to come and rescue me. I'll let him make the right moves while being by his side and if push comes to shove its he who the other players are after. . . .so black widow!"

Jerrid - 25 - Financial Planner - Kentucky - Jerrid was voted one of Kentucky's most eligible bachelors in 2008. He said he became such a hot commodity it was hard to get anything done. He now wants to go on Survivor so he can win and move out of Kentucky.

Jerrid on being a bachelor - "There is a reason for that. I enjoy it, I like freedom. People from my work. . .women from my work thought it would be a good idea to nominate me. So I took the picture for fun, they sent them in, and before I knew it I was being interviewed by the paper and news programs. . . And girls were breaking down the door to get to me. .. It was hell after a while."

Jerrid on strategy - "I don't think it's a good idea to step into Survivor with a pre conceived notion on how things will play out. I think if you have a game in mind already you are going to be voted out early. You don't know what twist this game will have."

Kim - 24 - Preschool Teacher - Mississippi - Kim is a preschool teacher from Mississippi. Kim says she's never encounterd a minority in her entire life and is worried about being on a tribe with them. Kim claims the only minorities she's seen or people that pass through the town and the girls on VH1 and BET.

Kim on culture - "I've never been out of my little town in Mississippi and I've never really been around black people. I've seen them I mean but I've never. .touched one. I don't think I'm racist because I don't want to whip them or anything. Heck, I'll even try their cornbread or deep fried chicken if offered!"

Kim on strategy - "I want to keep people I'm comfortable around because then I can trust them. My ideal tribe would be attractive people with happy smiles and big bright blue eyes. They make me feel warm inside."

Kymm - 48 - Unemployeed/Joker's Update Poser - West Virigina - Kymm has been a long time fan of CBS and all of its shows. Her favorite CBS reality stars are Howie, Will Kirby and Janelle from Big Brother. She sends Will Kirby messages everyday to break up with his girlfriend and date Janelle.

Kymm on Big Brother - "Its an awesome show, when its on I lock myself in the room and watch. I then watch them on TV. I put a fridge in my room and a toaster over and sit back and enjoy. My husband takes care of the kids."

Kymm on strategy - "I'm going to pull a Will Kirby. He's a mastermind and a puppet master. . .I'm not going to go for a showmance but I will be manipulative like him and control people."

Naomey - 21 - Hooters Waitress - Las Vegas - Naomey has been on her own since she was 16. She said her only relatives died in a car accident and she's had to carry herself since then. Naomey is strong-willed and determined to win Survivor.

Naomey on being alone - "I've been alone now for 5 years. When my parents died I had just enough to bury them and then some. I quit school and struggled with odd jobs but I made it. Once I got a better income I got a GED. . .I know its not a dipolma but its like that to me."

Naomey on strategy - "I'm a loner by nature so I'm going to need to break that. I don't want to be seen talking to lots of people but at the same time I want people to keep me in on their alliances and make them NOT want to write my name down. I'm just going to be me."

Shaun - 30 - Construction Worker - Maryland - Shaun is married with two children. Both him and his wife send their students to private school which he says was a luxury he's never had. Shaun hopes his children get to achieve the dreams he never could.

Shaun on his family - "They're my everything. My wife was the only light I had in darkness. She pulled me out of being a statistic and made me care about myself. I work to the bone everyday to make sure my children have a life they deserve and one I never had. I'm doing it for Zoe. . .my wife, so she never has to worry about work and can go to school like she wants."

Shaun on strategy - "I'm going to do what I can to win. . .desperate men are the best players because they don't have anything to lose. I'm not gonna do anything that's going to embarrass my family, I will still be a man and be respectable but I'm not going to play this game nice."

Tionna - 21 - Loan Officer - North Carolina - Don't let Tionna's pretty face fool you. She claims to be anything but a sweet girl and can get in touch with her 'ghetto' side in a heartbeat. Tionna isn't afraid to open her mouth when the time is right.

Tionna on her personality - "I have a big and bossy personality. You either like me or you don't. You like me then its hey how you doin. . .what's up! If you don't then you better believe the shit you'll get from me. I don't care who you are, you piss me off. .you're gonna hear about it"

Tionna on strategy - "I need a strong alliance. I'm a very physical person so the weaker people definitely need to go. I will be pissed if a weaker person stays over me because to me. . .if you don't want to give it your all then why you here? Go home."

Trevor - 26 - Scientist - Florida - Trevor says he's a very friendly and bright individual. Trevor had a love for science in 5^th grade and couldn't resist finding more out. Trevor says at times he may be viewed as boring and long winded.

Trevor on Science - "Its really interesting to see how things come together than you use everyday and ways they can be improved upon. Just looking at where the future of science is going gets me. . . Well it gets me happy!"

Trevor on strategy - "I have to observe, calculate, and come to a solution on what will be the best strategy for me to take when the game begins. I most observe personalities and evaluate them on which combo will make a strong alliance. . . . Or just hope to win immunity."

Jeff - "Seychelles is a beautiful island located off Africa's east coast. Most consider it a tropical haven but for the 20 people behind me its where they will call home. For the next 39 days they will battle it out for Survival."

Adria's Commentary - "I've survived cancer. .. Everything else is child's play."

Kymm's Commentary - "I thought I'd be on Big Brother."

Jeff - "With no shelter, comfort, or basic amenities they must live off the land and be forced to work together in hopes of Survival. "

May's Commentary - "I've never done anything like this. . ..I'm nervous. I don't know what to do!"

Jerrid's Commentary - "I'm from the south. .. This is going to be a walk in the park."

Jeff - Along the way alliances will be made.

Aubree's Commentary - "If you want to survive out here, you have to have people to rely on. You can't do it alone."

Jeff - And broken.

Alonso's Commentary - "I gots no problems with getting rid of my alliances."

Jeff - Some are playing for family
Shaun's Commentary - "My kids need this, my wife needs this. . .I'm doing it for Zoe"

Jeff - Others for their own gain

Elizabeth's Commentary - "I want a Ferrari! Vroom Vroom bitches!"

Jeff - Some will play with strength

EJ's Commentary - "I'm looking around and I'm the strongest dude out here!"

Jeff - Others will be more manipulative

Trevor's Commentary - "I have a high IQ so I know that I can manipulate these people easily!"

Jeff - No matter how they play the game, the impressions you make might determine your outcome.

Kim's Commentary - "I couldn't believe how many. . ..ethnicities were out here. 2 blacks, a LATINO and 2 Chinese! I thought they were minorities!"

Tionna's Commentary - "Why is this bitch giving me looks for!"

Uncle Joey's Commentary - "I'm looking around and I see a hot blonde. . .. Nice tits. Sexy red. . ..hot legs. . . ..some Asian. . . .tight. . . .. An old lady.. . .put a bag over her head and she's bangable! The other girl. . .curly sue, not my type!"

Jonni's Commentary - "The old guy seems like a perv. Like I think he might do something to me! I don't know why but I don't like it."

Jeff - Whatever their choice one thing remains. . .39 days, 20 castaways, 1 Survivor!

**** The jeep carrying the Survivors pull to a stop ****

Jeff - Okay, the game starts now. You're all divided into two tribes. Coetivy in light blue to the right and Aldabra in orange to the left. As a tribe you have 5 minutes to grab as much out of the truck as you can and set-up camp. Here are your maps. . .GO!

Coetivy Tribe

EJ - Go! Go! Go!

*** Coetivy begins grabbing all the water jugs they can while EJ stands and directs ***

E.J.'s Commentary - I want to show my tribe that I can be a leader so I directed what to grab.

EJ - Okay guys keep grabbing things we need more water, take it all!. . .Blondie get some of those blankets. Red, grab some fruit!

*** Elizabeth walks past fruit and grabs some blankets ***

Elizabeth's Commentary - Right out the door E.J. stands up and begins telling people what to grab. Grab this, grab that, go left, go right. . .Who are you? SHUT THE F#*$ UP!

*** May jumps out of the van and stands next to her tribe's flag. Aubree and Elizabeth carry their supplies over and place next to May. ***

Aubree - Watch the water jugs okay?

May - Okay!!

Aldabra Tribe

**** Aldabra begins grabbing the wood tied up around the truck and some fruit. There is no clear leader ****

Alonso's Commentary - Right now I think its important to grab the essentials, food, water, and warmth.

Tionna - hey the water jugs are gone!

Jerrid - I think the other tribe took them all!

J'amie - They did I saw them. They're next to that girl over there.

Tionna's Commentary - So my dumbass tribe sees the other tribe grab all the water and don't do nothing about it! So I see this little meek Asian girl and I thought to myself, I'm gonna go take one.

*** Tionna walks over to May ***

Tionna - We need some can I take two.

May - No, they said I had to watch these.

Tionna - Can we's get one then? You don't need all four! Shit, y'all would be pissing like crazy!

May's Commentary - I don't like conflict so I gave in and let her take one. (Giggles) I hope that doesn't come back and bite me.

Jeff - Okay time's up! Everyone get down!

**** EJ jumps down and falls on one foot ****

E.J. - Son of a bitch.

E.J's Commentary - I think I just twisted my ankle. Great right at the start!

***** Aubree and Elizabeth look down at their water jugs. ****

Elizabeth - (whispers) Didn't we have four?

Aubree - Yeah.

Elizabeth's Commentary - We get to our flag and we're missing a water jug. I look to my left and their it is at Aldabra. That dumb bitch let them take a jug!

Jeff - Interesting combo of items you guys grabbed. . . .Coetivy looks like you grabbed water and comfort but only a little bit of food.

E.J. - We can find food at camp!

*** E.J. is standing on one foot. ***

Jeff - E.J you okay? It looks like you hurt your ankle.

E.J. - I'm fine! Just a little sore after jumping out of the truck.

Jeff - Aldabra you have a lot of food but barely any water or comfort.

Jerrid - The water got grabbed up fast and this is Survivor not a hotel, we don't need comfort to win.

Jeff - Okay. . .then I bid you all farewell for now. Good luck at finding camp guys.

Coetivy Tribe: Day One

**** Coetivy walks through the planes. E.J. is babying his ankle. May is behind far behind the tribe. ****

May - Guys. . .can we take a break for a second.

Parker - What!?

May - I need to take a break.

E.J. - We've only been walking an hour!

E.J.'s Commentary - Ya know we only been walking an hour and she wants to sit already! What are you going to do later in the game!

May - I need to sit for a second.

Aubree - We can all take a break and regroup on where we are going.

May's Commentary - I'm lucky I lasted an hour. I get tired walking to the rest room!

**** The tribe stops. E.J.'s ankle is swollen and bruised ****

Aubree - You're ankle looks horrid.

E.J. - Its fine its just swore. Let's just focus on where we're going.

***** Parker, Tye, and Jonni look over the map. ****

Parker - I think we're getting closer to camp! . . .you guys ready to go again?

**** May rolls her eyes and gets up. ***

Aldabra Tribe: Day One

***** The whole tribe is silent but J'amie ****

J'amie - Oh my god when I saw y'all I couldn't believe it because I was looking at the other tribe and I was like Oh my god we are going to dominate them! I was just like yeah like our guys look better and the girls looks better like no physical but like mental too ya know? I think our tribe is hotter! Y'all know what I mean! Like I can't-----

Kymm's Commentary - I'm trying to focus on walking and fighting off my hunger and all I hear is this blonde little Cum dumpster talking! I'm hungry and I will eat her!

J'amie - Like I hope our camp has a hot beach because one tribe always has the nicer tribe than the other ya know!? And like its not always fair------

Alonso's Commentary - Blah blah blah blah blah blah!

J'amie - I could NOT believe I was chosen for this show everyone was like you're a beauty queen that's what I do back at home all these pageants and I---

Tionna's Commentary - I know the first bitch I'm getting rid of!

J'amie - OH MY GOD!! Ya know?

J'amie's Commentary - I think the tribe really appreciated my talks because they were almost inspirational and I think boosted morals!

**** Tionna makes a gun out of her hand and fires it at J'amie. ****

Coetivy

**** The tribe reaches camp. The sun is still in the sky. The tribe celebrates ****

Aubree's Commentary - After walking for four hours seeing our camp flag was SO great!

May - I just feel like sitting down right now!! I can really fall asleep right now. . .I feel tired.

Cooper - We can't.

May - What! Whyyyy? I'm so tired though!

Cooper - We have to get this camp built.

May's Commentary - We get to camp and everyone wants to build and get things together! I don't see the harm in resting for like an hour or two just to relax.

*** The tribe breaks apart. Aubree, Elizabeth, and Tye gather wood for a fire. Cooper, EJ, and Parker get things for a shelter while Jonni and Uncle Joey get water. May and Adria stand by the flag. May starts to cry ***

May - I just don't get it. . . . .like I'm tired!

Adria - We all are tired honey.

May - I KNOW that's why we need to rest though I just don't get why we are working right away.

Adria - Honey, the sun is going to set. If we don't have a fire going by sunset we aren't going to be able to eat, to drink, to make a shelter, to SEE!

May - Whatever.

*** Adria walks away from May. She joins Aubree, Elizabeth, and Tye in the woods. ***

Adria - I can't believe that girl.

Aubree - Who?

Adria - May! She's over there crying about not being able to rest. She's literally crying.

Aubree's Commentary - Its definitely concerning that somebody is that tired already. Its not going to bode well come challenge time if you get tired after a 3 or 4 hour walk.

Elizabeth - That pisses me off! I'm f&#&ing pissed right now! What a f&#&ing useless whore.

Tye - (laughing) That's so mean.

Elizabeth - I'm not joking!

Elizabeth's Commentary - Its Day f&#&ing ONE! F&#&ing ONE! Its not even! Its like Day. . . 5 hours!

Elizabeth - She better not open up her mouth around me. I'll tell the bitch off and the only reason I'm not doing it now is because I want to respect you Adria. . That's the ONLY reason! ONLY!

Aldabra

**** Their tribe reaches their flag. J'amie is still talking ****

J'amie - That seemed real quick!! Wow I was thinking we'd be walking all night long like till the next morning or something. Anyone else think that!? Like besides me of course!?

*** The tribe is quiet ***

Kymm - Can you eat rice plan because I don't want to wait for it to cook?

Naomey - Effe use atez white planes use bay tip a woof!

Kim's Commentary - Naomey clearly just recently crossed the border because she can't speak PROPER English!

Kymm - What?

Kim - No you can't!

Naomey - Vase fat eyes dead!

Kymm - All I know is I'm hungry right now!! I need to eat!

Jerrid - We just have to get some firewood and water boiling. Guys lets get some woods and ladies try getting as much water as possible.

Jerrid's Commentary - Somebody needs to be a leader and I stepped up to it. I know I'm putting my neck on the line but this is a tribe that needs function.

Jerrid - Okay guys lets get going. Once we get food, water, and a fire going we can make arrangements for the other things.

Alonso's Commentary - I didn't appreciate Jerrid taking control. I'm the leader and not him so if he wants to go that way then we'll see what happens.

*** The guys separate into the woods. The girls go to gather water. Kymm stays at camp and opens a rice bag and begins to eat uncooked rice, ***

Kymm - OW!

Kymm's Commentary - I didn't think eating uncooked rice would hurt because its in candy but it does!