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HMM! I feel like I should go do some spying today. I decided to slip into my old Surv!vor attire so I would be a bit incognito! The Surv!vors sure will be happy to see me!

*flees into the jungle with chocolate cake*






















OH MY GOD!

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I tend to like long, slippery things but not snakes! ESPECIALLY ANACONDAS! But why is it so big??

It's a good thing that along with being a warrior dragonslayer, I am also an anaconda slayer!

*slays anaconda*



OH MY GOSH THIS IS DISGUSTING! IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT HERE JUST IN TIME! CAMERA! GET A SHOT OF THIS!!!















































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Ryan has been swallowed by an Anaconda and is barely alive!

Parvati Shallow, saving the day once again!

Ryan Aiken / americanidolfan4life has been medically evacuated from the game. It remains to be seen if he will be well enough to serve as a juror.