Ep11_0131


REWARD CHALLENGE #10
AUCTION

OH MY GOD! Hey Peeps! Surv!vor's only two time winner (yup, I accomplished that before the real show, but I actually made strategical moves unlike someone!) taking over!

SO!!! It's one of my favorite challenges!! THE SURVIVOR AUCTION! *eats chocolate cake while facilitating auction from tub*

It's a shame that deaf cunt Christy isn't here so I could DEPRIVE her of family letters since I am ~such~ a mean girl! Anyway, let's get on to the auction!!



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#1 - GLASS OF LEMONADE

Gives you +2 to all stat traits.

Parvati: MMMM! Delicious lemonade! Looks like pee water! Do we have any takers??

Shawna: $50
Brandon: $250
...

BRANDON WINS THE GLASS OF LEMONADE!

Remaining Money:
Brad: $500
Brandon: $250
Heidi: $500
Jenna: $500
JP: $500
Ryan: $500
Shambo: $500
Shawna: $500
Todd: $500

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#2 - PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH

Gives you +20 stat points of your choice.
Indicate along with your bid which stats you wish to increase.

Parvati: Does anyone want this? You also have to get naked.

Shawna: $200
Brandon: $250
...

BRANDON WINS THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH!

Remaining Money:
Brad: $500
Brandon: $0
Heidi: $500
Jenna: $500
JP: $500
Ryan: $500
Shambo: $500
Shawna: $500
Todd: $500

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#3 - STRAWBERRY SUNDAE

Gives you +1 point in each stat trait, and a lead in the next !mmunity Challenge.

Parvati: A period in a glass dish! Any takers?

Shawna: $250
Todd: $500
...

TODD WINS THE STRAWBERRY SUNDAE!

Remaining Money:
Brad: $500
Brandon: $0
Heidi: $500
Jenna: $500
JP: $500
Ryan: $500
Shambo: $500
Shawna: $500
Todd: $0


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#4 - EX!LE TICKET

Send a person of your choice to Ex!le Island.
Indicate along with your bid who you wish to ex!le. That person will leave right now and will be unable to bid for any other items remaining.

Parvati: Ugh! I remember this item! The beginning of the downward spiral known as Jason Siska.  Who wants it?!

Shambo: $500, along with -6 from each stat, while -2 from speed.
...

SHAMBO WINS THE EXILE TICKET!

Now send a bitch there NOW!

Shambo: Brandon.

Parvati: Aww booty! Brandon have fun at exile. WORK THAT TAN!

Remaining Money:
Brad: $500
Heidi: $500
Jenna: $500
JP: $500
Ryan: $500
Shambo: $0
Shawna: $500
Todd: $0

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#5 - !DOL CLUE

You will get a free clue to the whereabouts of the Hidden !mmunity Idol.
Indicate along with your bid a number from 1-8.

Parvati: Ooh a clue to the Hidden !mmunity Idol! Remember when I found a clue to it and shoved it down Danielle's cleavage?? The good 'ole days! Who wants it?!

Ryan: $500, -8 stat points.
Heidi: $500, -10 stat points from endurance!
Brad: $500, -21 stat points.
...

Parvati: Ugh! Now we are in QUITE a pickle. You all were SPECIFICALLY TOLD to specify which stats you wanted to lose points from. Brad and Ryan, perhaps you were too busy making gay love to read the rules?? Bitch Parvati would like to reward Heidi for actually reading the rules. However, Queen Parvati knows what it's like to be robbed of something that was rightfully hers, like the title of Winner of Heroes versus Villains. So...


BRAD WINS THE !DOL CLUE!

Remaining Money:
Brad: $0
Heidi: $500
Jenna: $500
JP: $500
Ryan: $500
Shambo: $0
Shawna: $500
Todd: $0

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#6 - NEGATE 1 VOTE

Negate 1 vote against yourself at the upcoming Tr!bal Council.

Parvati: This is an interesting item...

Anyone?

Heidi: $500, -10 from endurance.

HEIDI WINS THE VOTE NEGATOR!

Remaining Money:
Brad: $0
Heidi: $0
Jenna: $500
JP: $500
Ryan: $500
Shambo: $0
Shawna: $500
Todd: $0

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#7 - CAST AN ADDITIONAL VOTE

Cast 1 extra vote at the upcoming Tr!bal Council.

Parvati: OOOOOH! Casting two votes next Tr!bal?! Gamechanger!?

Jenna: $500, -20 stats.

JENNA WINS THE EXTRA VOTE!

Remaining Money:
Brad: $0
Heidi: $0
Jenna: $0
JP: $500
Ryan: $500
Shambo: $0
Shawna: $500
Todd: $0


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#8 - NULLIFY REWARD

Nullify one prize at today's auction.
Without knowing who won what, indicate with your bid which Reward from #1-7 you wish to nullify. You may also choose not to use this power.

Parvati: Well, this one is lame and unfun.

JP: $500, -32 endurance stats on swimming.

Parvati: It's a good thing you aren't black, JP, cause you surely couldn't handle losing that many swimming stats!

JP WINS THE REWARD NULLIFIER!

Parvati: JP, nullify. NOW.

JP: The extra vote is not anymore.

Parvati: Aww! *snatches voting parchment from Jenna*

Well, with that this Surv!vor Auction is OVAH! Looks like Ryan and Shawna were the biggest losers in this challenge!

See you all later. *flees into the jungle*

Remaining Money:
Brad: $0
Heidi: $0
Jenna: $0
JP: $0
Ryan: $500
Shambo: $0
Shawna: $500
Todd: $0